So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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