he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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