you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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