ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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