Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
We're too hungover to prance.
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