So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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