office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Blood and glitter go together right?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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