i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
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