they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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