ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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