So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
ttyl tear gas
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Randomize
