The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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