never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Randomize
