32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
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