Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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