I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
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