We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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