oh god the rape fog is back!
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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