It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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