3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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