I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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