I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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