Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
