idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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