Do you still have your period?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
