It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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