Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Shame is for Republicans.
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