Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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