Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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