I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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