Well apparently he's into motor boating.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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