Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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