i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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