I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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