Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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