I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Randomize
