Plan B is the new Plan A
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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