My friends, they love my intelligence
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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