i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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