508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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