i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
This baby is an asshole
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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