It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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