Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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