it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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