as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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