Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
So. Much. Porn.
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