I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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