Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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