Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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