He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
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